Here Comes The Sun

pizzatrustandpixiedust:

So I made a humpy hank right

Me: “Hump the moist cave wall.”

Computer: “You attempt to jump. You hit your head.”

Issac: “Not jump. HUMP.”

Computer: “I don’t understand.”

Issac: “Dude, I’ve been alone in the dark in this cave for weeks and I need some relief. HUMP THE CAVE WALL.”

Computer: “You attempt to ju-“

Me: “Thrust pelvis against the cave wall.”

Computer: “I do not-“

Issac: “Make sweet love to the cave.”

Computer: “I do not-“

Me: “FINE. Follow left branch.”

-Page 280, The Fault in Our Stars

(Source: iampizzalocked, via rainbowballz)